Welcome All
Hello. I’d like to officially welcome you all (Mom, Dad, Grandpa who doesn’t know how to use the computer and had to be brought here by Mom/Dad) into the very confused world that is my mind. As a writer (or someone who likes to tell people sitting next to him on planes that he’s a writer, because it’s slightly less uncomfortable than telling them he’s studying to be a writer, and lying’s always easier) I have to perpetually find ways to make myself work.
Most of the time, whatever technique I devise, I can immediately finagle my way out of. For example, I have often been told that you should write out on your calendar how many pages you should have written per day. That’s all well and good, until the age of digital calendars. Now I can just drag and drop those five pages I didn’t do today to tomorrow. Well, let’s face it, I don’t drag and drop. I delete.
Regardless, this is about you. Well, it’s about me pretending it’s about you. I don’t know why you’re reading this. Maybe we’ve met before and I for some reason mentioned to you I was starting a blog (sorry, Grandpa). But it might, just might, provide me with a mandate to write something daily. Not to mention it might be funny, right? Right?
Fine, now that you’re all gone, let’s get this party started. Like any party I’ve ever hosted, nobody will be there but me. And that’s just how I like it.
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