Colbert Wins! Colbert Wins!

Stephen Colbert trounced the competition in The Name Game (I made a movie about that once). If you have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s when the challenge began.

It seems that Colbert not only won, but won by a veritable spaceslide (the NASA equivalent of a landslide), beating the nearest competitor by some 40,000 votes. Of course, the dweebs over at NASA are better at contract law than they are rover calculations, and are in no way obliged to actually name the module after the winner of the election. Has anyone accused NASA of being Un-American yet? No? Well, I just did.

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