Saturday Laziness: Sharks, Ferns, Whites
Festivus is the time to start new traditions, so here you have it. These are some lazy links so that the blog continues to get hits over the weekend. Genius? Yes. Evil? You bet.
“Ugh, none of the pockets on these vintage jeans are the right size for my BlackBerry.”
White Whine provides a new, very white, complaint every day of the week. The complaints oscillate from brilliantly funny to painfully true. One of my recent favorites: “I hope the economy stays shitty for another 3-4 months, I want a good exchange rate when I go to Europe in the spring.”
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
I don’t know how I hadn’t seen this yet, but it’s genius. As is just about everything that contains Zach Galifianakis. Literally. Everything. “I’m allergic to ferns” might have to be the funniest line ever written. Can somebody please check with the people at the Guinness Book of World Records?
Well, Great White Sharks are awesome, as are all sharks. This website celebrates that awesomeness with pictures of sharks and stuff. Really just pictures of sharks, but it’s occasionally pretty inspired.
A photo of Anderson Cooper saying “I wish I knew how to quit you” to a great white shark? Right up my alley.
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