Barack Obama Reads This Blog
Well reader(s), I’ve got some important news. It seems that, in between important meetings about the security of the state, Barack Obama reads this blog. That’s correct, I’ve been endorsed by good old B.O. (now I know why that nickname never caught on for him). Not only does he read this blog, but he even digs through the archives, reading articles from long ago.
How, you might be asking yourself, and me (I hope not, since I can’t hear you), can I possibly know that Barack Obama reads my blog? Well, because he left me a very polite comment:
However, he hardly seems as eloquent in everyday life as he does when giving a pre-written speech. He also seems abnormally interested in “dofus,” and linked me to it quite a few times. At first, I was worried he was calling me a “doofus” and simply a poor speller, but as it turns out, he just wanted me to buy pills to enlarge my penis - like any good friend would.
Well, Mr. President, thanks for your readership. I will try to uphold the dignity of your office by supplying you with only the classiest of toilet humor. I’m sorry, commode humor.
Would you like to reply to President Obama’s comment? You can do so here. Maybe someday he’ll read it and get back to you, but remember, he’s a busy guy, so don’t feel too bad if he doesn’t right away.
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