Here’s a little piece of radio news from The Onion. It would appear that Brad Pitt has signed on to play the part of the Top Hat in the upcoming Monopoly adaptation.I was worried radio was dead, but it’s clearly a viable medium for made up movie news that is pretty much no more outlandish than regular movie news.
I was worried radio was dead, but it’s clearly a viable medium for made up movie news that is pretty much no more outlandish than regular movie news. Thanks to I Watch Stuff for pointing this out to me, and thanks to me for pointing this out to you.
I think that the people responsible for Snakes on a Plane may have inadvertently stumbled upon a surefire bet for their next sequel: Monkey-Fighting Snakes on a Plane.
Thanks to FilmDrunk for bringing this remarkable TV Edit to my attention.
Despite NASA’s move to deny Americans their god-given right to expect joke-names that are written in during elections to actually count if they win, Stephen Colbert accepted their decision to name the new space nodule “Tranquility.” But, at least he gets a treadmill named after him, and a cartoon sticker. Video below. read more…
The pilot episode of the hit new mini web series College Cooking 101 premiered today. By “mini web series” we mean mini series on the web, not series on the mini-web.
The show is a comedy/talk/cooking show that will completely blow your mind with both its informativeness as well as its humorousness. Odds are you’ve already seen it, since it’s super popular and flooding the internet. It has already become the most watched fake cooking/comedy show made for the web by college students. But just in case you haven’t seen it yet, you can watch by clicking here or continuing below… read more…
I was recently quite troubled to discover that an individual calling himself “Pirate Hitler” began following my Twitter feed, or as I call it, the Read What I’m Eating feed (Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich). Don’t get me wrong, I used to love pirates. Their antics amused me to no end when I was a child, as did their pillaging of seaside ports, proclivity for scabies, and abduction of young women (or boys). Their drunken song and dance routines always used to remind me of my great uncle, old Peg Leg Day. Tragically, he died in a freak “marine tribunal and hanging procedural” accident. read more…
NASA officials announced today that rather than follow the American process of Democracy (and by Democracy I mean voting blindly for Stephen Colbert in any contest he nominates himself in) they’re going to run their organization’s ceremonial naming procedures like a 1920’s Russian gulag. You know gulag’s are bad, because they’re Russian, and they’re old.
Despite having secured the naming rights in a voting landslide only ever historically beaten by such notable political campaigns as those of Kim Jong-Il, or Fidel Castro (who both always received 100% of the vote due to their immense popularity), Stephen Colbert was refused the right to have a new NASA nodule, or “room” named after him. Instead, the space room will be named after the eighth place contestant: Tranquility. Obviously that name was eighth. Who the hell wants to live in a space pod named Tranquility, anyway? Well, men who wear diapers, maybe, but no normal red blooded Americans. Only Space Americans, who are really only half-Americans at best. read more…
I’ve been linked to this kid’s video a few times already, so I’m going to have to share it now. These are the rules of the internet.
I will find you kid, and pay you to teach me how to do that. It is the best thing I have ever seen. Watch the first video here. His sister’s got some moves too.
The really sad thing is that not only is this child a much more talented dancer than I will ever be, he’s also way more funny than I’ll ever be. Damn this multi-talented child and his celebrity!
Well, editing on College Cooking 101 is nearly complete, and as a little treat to my loyal readers (all seven of you in America, and the hundreds of Osijechan fans I have) I am going to include the first promotional video for the series here. It’s only available here at the moment, so consider yourselves special and lucky. read more…
Below is the trailer to the new film starring Sam Rockwell. I’m going to go out on a limb and say this looks like it’s going to be the best sci-fi film of the decade. Other, of course, than Crank 2. read more…
Shame on you Turks! How dare your prime Flash-TV reporter decide to ignorantly don blackface in order to report on Barack Obama’s recent visit to Turkey, no matter how cool the name of the television station he works for. We Americans can only assume this is meant to be an extremely culturally unaware action, and take umbrage. Therefore, I declare that from this day forward, all Americans should blindly and indiscriminately deride the entire ethnic group of the Turks. The only way to repay ignorance, is with angrier ignorance. read more…