Titty News
Unfortunately, very few news stories seem to appear under my Google Alerts heading of “Titty.” However, my patience finally paid off when an MSNBC article appear there a few days ago. Thank you MSNBC, for combining my two favorite things: useless fluff pieces, and useful fluff pieces (tits).
Of course, I got my hopes up when I saw the headline of the article: “Topless Peepshow on Display Daily at SF Church.” This news made me sad I had left San Francisco, and even sadder that I never really went to church. However, as it turns out, the “two o’clock tit” turned out to be the biggest let down of any free tit-viewing opportunity I’d ever heard of.
You can view the article if you click here, but basically it’s a shadow. I figured I’d share it anyway though, because as my father always used to say: “A breast is a terrible thing to waste,” which, by the way, should be the new slogan of the Susan G. Komen foundation. Anybody have their e-mail?
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