Child Protective Services Doesn’t Like It When You Light Up With Your Kids

2008 December 22
by Colby Day

Yahoo! News reported today that a 39-year-old woman was arrested after smoking marijuana with her two teenage children in the back of a van. Police said they first became suspicious when they received reports of teenagers talking about wanting to spend time with their mother.

When the police responded to reports of a suspicious vehicle, they smelled something like marijuana emanating from the vehicle. What convinced the police of drug use? They could also smell Taco Bell.

You may be asking yourself why I’m just phoning it in on this story. Because I just dropped acid with my grandmother. All the computer keys look like the prison tattoos of an angry slug’s face.

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