Colby Day Writes Things Again
Dear Internet,
Thank you very much for not noticing my extraordinarily long absence. I know it must have been difficult to remain silent so long, but without your silent consent I may never have been able to not entertain you for all this time.
I know it was hard for all of you waking up each day to find I hadn’t taken four seconds out of my day to just post a link to someone else’s hard work. But imagine how hard it was for me to not post occasional self-promotional plugs (speaking of which, new episodes of College Cooking 101 are now available at www.CollegeCooking101.net) or commentary on which fast food chain has the best chicken sandwich (Wendy’s, and I’m going to keep saying it until I get some for free).
Trust me, I love clogging the internet! Not only do I think my opinions are more important that everyone else’s, but I’m also terrified of this intricate computer network gaining the power of sentient thought. I had hoped that the vast outpouring of rage and confusion over my absence might just be the shock needed to completely overburden the internet and shut it down. But it seems I was wrong, and while I don’t apologize for anything ever, if I did it would be for that.
Well, internet, I’m back in my tireless pursuit to defeat our future technological slave masters while simultaneously entertaining you with my sporadic thoughts (I prefer to only think when absolutely necessary, and mostly about food). Because clearly, readers, you haven’t exactly been vocal enough about missing me to do it yourselves.
Sincerely,
Colby Day
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