Useless News: December 1, 2008
Stock Brokers Scared by Improving Economy
Stocks plummeted this morning as investors began selling off shares because of expectations that economic reports will be disastrous. It’s only natural that they would be, considering last week had more growth than any in decades. Apparently seeing rising stock prices on the floor is just as troubling to stock brokers as seeing plummeting stock brokers hit the floor.
Giants’ WR Still Stupid
Plaxico Burress surrendered to police today after accidentally shooting himself in the leg in a New York nightclub. While he faces anywhere from 3-15 years for gun possession charges he will also face life as a complete idiot.
Venice More Underwater than Usual
It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Apparently there were still streets left to flood. And… Oh No! The water bus drivers’ union is on strike. Man, I hate it when that happens.
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