Live Blog: TGIF
9:38 AM – Wake up. Debate showering. Decide against it. Already late.
10:22 AM – Arrive at office. Am told I smell like piss. Remember why I wanted to shower.
10:23 AM – Make fresh pot of coffee. Break coffee machine. Blame it on intern.
12:03 PM – Go to early lunch.
1:36 PM – Return from late lunch.
1:48 PM – Discuss mother’s acid reflux on corporate phone (I will not pay long distance for a sixty-six minute phone call).
3:14 PM – Make copies of flyers for party. Break copy machine. Blame it on intern.
4:21 PM – Intern fired. Will not receive college credit.
4:40 – 5:03 PM – Hit refresh on live blog comments. Still zero.
5:17 PM – Room mate calls. Ask to leave work early for “emergency” (keg).
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