Ask A Guy Riding A Unicycle: Hospital Bed Edition
Unfortunately, dear readers “Ask A Guy Riding a Unicycle” is currently on hiatus. Our resident Guy Riding a Unicycle is currently in the hospital after a nasty tumble off the unicycle sent him through an open sewer grate. Apparently he was in the act of writing his advice column with his iPhone when his unicycle’s tire exploded and we can only be thankful that Guy Riding a Unicycle has not decided to sue me.
Guy Riding a Unicycle is currently in the hospital, recovering from severe head and leg trauma (as his legs had been wrapped around the unicycle. While Guy Riding a Unicycle may have injured himself on the job, we here at Colby Day Writes Things must stress that we never, ever encouraged Guy Riding a Unicycle to work on his advice/unicycle column while in fact on his unicycle. We recognize the physical and legal danger of such action, and encourage all unicycle enthusiasts to refrain from writing unicycle-based advice columns while unicycling. An unfocused uncicyler can be an injured unicycler.
Although he is expected to recover nicely, and should be out of the hospital and ready to offer advice yet again, there is no telling how long it will take for him to regain his full uncicycling potential, nor for him to realize that Colby Day is in no way culpable for his completely and totally non work-related injury.
While we do not have an advice column for you this week, we can advise that you do not unicycle while doing writing of any kind. Not only is this unnecessarily dangerous, but we also own trademark and copyright for the Guy Riding a Unicycle who dispenses life advice. We wouldn’t want our loyal readers injured, or worse yet sued.
Do you have any questions for A Guy Riding A Unicycle? E-mail: GuyRidingUnicycle@colbyday.com
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